jade, calling 911: theres someone in my back yard!!!
roxy, 911 dispatcher: description of th suject?
jade: hes grey, about five pounds, adorable pink nose, tiny hands with gloves, VERY fuzzy. perfect all around
roxy: maam are u calling 2 tell us there is an opossum in ur back yard .
jade: yes! :)
roxy: omg! :) wats he doin now
posted 10:31 pm on Friday, May 17, 2019 with 3,741 notes
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