kcarrollworld:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was in Hawaii, watching a bunch of people swim in the ocean. Suddenly, a woman’s voice over an emergency sound system announced that the US was being under attack. Missiles could be seen in the distance and everyone was screaming, then there was a super loud sound that could deafen a person. It was discovered later that Trump meant to just do a missile test but fucking launched them by accident instead. Time shifted backward because me and this girl died in the explosion, but Bill Gates brought us back so we could be spared and find a place to hide in time. He put us on a city bus and the only other passenger was a brony. We went to Culver’s and I got a St. Patrick’s Day burger, which was just 4 patties on one bun with a slab of dyed green cheese on top and a crunchy bit. Later, we booked it to this really sketchy apartment where we thought we would be safe. There, we ate our Culver’s and watched the missiles hit. Bill Gates showed up again to simply tell us, “Job well done.”

I’ve really gotta start reading the names of blogs.